Singer: Fall Out Boy
Written by: Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz
Album: Infinity on High
I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
And don't really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing
That's just the business I'm in, yeah
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
I'm not a shoulder to cry on
But I digress
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh-so-intricate,
Oh-so-intricate
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh-so-intricate,
Oh-so-intricate
I wrote the gospel on giving up
(You look pretty sinking)
But the real bombshells have already sunk
(Prima donnas of the gutter)
At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleep
Crashing not like hips or cars,
No, more like p-p-p-parties
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This bandwagon's full
Please, catch another
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh-so-intricate,
Oh-so-intricate
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh-so-intricate,
Oh-so-intricate
All the boys who the dance floor didn't love
And all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough
Sing, until your lungs give out
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
(Now you)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
(Wear out the groove)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
(Sing out loud)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
(Oh, oh)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh-so-intricate,
Oh-so-intricate
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh-so-intricate,
Oh-so-intricate
Friday, March 27, 2009
Small
Singer: Queen + Paul Rodgers
Written by: Roger Taylor
Album: The Cosmos Rocks
I like to sit here in the sunshine
The trees in the fields are green sublime
Suspended in time
And don't it make you feel small
I like to sit here by the fire's light
The trees in the fields lie bare to the night
The stars burn bright
And don't it make you feel small
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Hide away find a space to be alone
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Everyone needs to find peace sublime
I like to sit here in the autumn time
The trees in the fields they rustle in the wind
The church bells gently chime
Gentle on your mind
Suspended in time
And don't it make you feel small
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Everyone needs to find peace sublime
Oh-oh, peace of mind
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Hide away find a space to be alone
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Hide away find a space to be alone
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Hide away find a space to be alone
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Everyone needs to find peace sublime
Ohh, ohhh, peace of mind
Written by: Roger Taylor
Album: The Cosmos Rocks
I like to sit here in the sunshine
The trees in the fields are green sublime
Suspended in time
And don't it make you feel small
I like to sit here by the fire's light
The trees in the fields lie bare to the night
The stars burn bright
And don't it make you feel small
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Hide away find a space to be alone
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Everyone needs to find peace sublime
I like to sit here in the autumn time
The trees in the fields they rustle in the wind
The church bells gently chime
Gentle on your mind
Suspended in time
And don't it make you feel small
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Everyone needs to find peace sublime
Oh-oh, peace of mind
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Hide away find a space to be alone
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Hide away find a space to be alone
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Hide away find a space to be alone
Everyone needs a place they can hide
Everyone needs to find peace sublime
Ohh, ohhh, peace of mind
Some Things That Glitter
Singer: Queen + Paul Rodgers
Written by: Brian May
Album: The Cosmos Rocks
Once I loved a butterfly
Don't wonder how, don't ask me why
But I believed what I'd been told
All things that glitter can't be gold
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
All things that glitter can't be gold
Those jealous minds conspired to say
Just let that creature fly away
How can it be she has it all
Her pride is headed for a fall
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
All things that glitter can't be gold
Oh Lord, what races we run
Seeking our place in the sun
Reaching and hoping we'll find the right one
Now every day a new joy brings
My butterfly grew golden wings
It seems we find as we grow old
Some things that glitter may be gold
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, some things that glitter may be gold
So let us mind what's there to see
Before our hearts become too cold
In spite of all that we've been told
Some things that glitter may be gold
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
Some things that glitter may be gold
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
Some things that glitter may be gold
Written by: Brian May
Album: The Cosmos Rocks
Once I loved a butterfly
Don't wonder how, don't ask me why
But I believed what I'd been told
All things that glitter can't be gold
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
All things that glitter can't be gold
Those jealous minds conspired to say
Just let that creature fly away
How can it be she has it all
Her pride is headed for a fall
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
All things that glitter can't be gold
Oh Lord, what races we run
Seeking our place in the sun
Reaching and hoping we'll find the right one
Now every day a new joy brings
My butterfly grew golden wings
It seems we find as we grow old
Some things that glitter may be gold
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, some things that glitter may be gold
So let us mind what's there to see
Before our hearts become too cold
In spite of all that we've been told
Some things that glitter may be gold
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
Some things that glitter may be gold
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, yeah
Some things that glitter may be gold
Perfect
Singer: Simple Plan
Album: No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls...
Hey, dad, look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
Do you think I'm wasting my time
Doing things I wanna do?
But it hurts when you disapprove all along
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that I'm all right
and you can't change me
'Cos we've lost it all
Nothing last forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright
'Cos we've lost it all
Nothing last forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard just to talk to you
But you don't understand
'Cos we've lost it all
Nothing last forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
'Cos we've lost it all
Nothing last forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Album: No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls...
Hey, dad, look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
Do you think I'm wasting my time
Doing things I wanna do?
But it hurts when you disapprove all along
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that I'm all right
and you can't change me
'Cos we've lost it all
Nothing last forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright
'Cos we've lost it all
Nothing last forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard just to talk to you
But you don't understand
'Cos we've lost it all
Nothing last forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
'Cos we've lost it all
Nothing last forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
My Alien
Singer: Simple Plan
Album: No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls...
I'm sick of being alone, when are you coming home?
Just a glimpse of your face
I can remember smelling your hair, I'll meet you anywhere
Somewhere that no one can retrace
Somewhere where nobody will know our faces
She has two arms to hold me
And four legs to wrap around me
She's not your typical girlfriend
She's my alien
She's my alien
She knows when something is wrong, when something doesn't belong
She can read in my mind
And she can be assured that with me, there is no conspiracy
She's not wasting her time
She can take me to the place that she calls home
And a spaceship that will someday be my own
Please take me to your leader
Tell her I will surrender
(I will surrender)
She has two arms to hold me
And four legs to wrap around me
She's not your typical girlfriend
She's my alien
My alien
My alien
My alien
My alien
My alien
My alien
She has two arms to hold me
And four legs to wrap around me
She's not your typical girlfriend
She's my alien
I bought the astronaut's kit
Now all I need's a rocket
My love intergalactic friend
My alien
Album: No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls...
I'm sick of being alone, when are you coming home?
Just a glimpse of your face
I can remember smelling your hair, I'll meet you anywhere
Somewhere that no one can retrace
Somewhere where nobody will know our faces
She has two arms to hold me
And four legs to wrap around me
She's not your typical girlfriend
She's my alien
She's my alien
She knows when something is wrong, when something doesn't belong
She can read in my mind
And she can be assured that with me, there is no conspiracy
She's not wasting her time
She can take me to the place that she calls home
And a spaceship that will someday be my own
Please take me to your leader
Tell her I will surrender
(I will surrender)
She has two arms to hold me
And four legs to wrap around me
She's not your typical girlfriend
She's my alien
My alien
My alien
My alien
My alien
My alien
My alien
She has two arms to hold me
And four legs to wrap around me
She's not your typical girlfriend
She's my alien
I bought the astronaut's kit
Now all I need's a rocket
My love intergalactic friend
My alien
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl
Singer: Good Charlotte
Album: Good Morning Revival
Let the record play
Let the record play
Let the record play
The way that you dance, the way that you move
The way that you stare at me across the room
You carry Dior bags, and you got your Chanel
You wear Louis Vuitton, HG, and YSL
Now I've got Bathing Ape, I got DCMA
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
I got a Model 26, but she stays in her place
I got a Kershaw, neatly tucked inside of my waist
And the record keeps playing the same old song
The hipsters been mugging on me all night long
They said, "Ahha, ahha,
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
They said, "Ahha, ahha,"
But the record keeps playing the same old song
They said, "Ahha, ahha,"
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
Now she's sweating my friends, and my hurricane shoes
She likes the records I spin, my Adam Barton tattoo
But she can't say, "what's up?" so what does she do?
She just stays posted up the other side of the room
I got AMC tattooed on my hand
I got a black wall street on a black bandanna
And the record keeps playing the same old song
The hipsters been mugging on me all night long
They said, "Ahha, ahha,
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
They said, "Ahha, ahha,"
But the record keeps playing the same old song
They said, "Ahha, ahha,"
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
She, she, she don't wanna talk about it
He, he, he wants to fight about
Me, me, I don't wanna fight about it
I just wanna be about it
I'm just trying to stay up out it
Step out the wagon, you know the boy starts to hate
The girl that came with him
That's like, "That's not the boy she dates,"
They get the fighting and swearing
And now the boyfriend is staring the disco ball on the ceiling
Looks like the chain that I'm wearing
But the music keeps blaring
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
And the record keeps playing the same old song
The hipsters been mugging on me all night long
They said, "Ahha, ahha,
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
And the record keeps playing the same old song
The hipsters been mugging on me all night long
They said, "Ahha, ahha,
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
You carry Dior bags, and you got your Chanel
You wear Louis Vuitton, HG, and YSL
Now I've got Bathing Ape, I got DCMA
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
Album: Good Morning Revival
Let the record play
Let the record play
Let the record play
The way that you dance, the way that you move
The way that you stare at me across the room
You carry Dior bags, and you got your Chanel
You wear Louis Vuitton, HG, and YSL
Now I've got Bathing Ape, I got DCMA
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
I got a Model 26, but she stays in her place
I got a Kershaw, neatly tucked inside of my waist
And the record keeps playing the same old song
The hipsters been mugging on me all night long
They said, "Ahha, ahha,
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
They said, "Ahha, ahha,"
But the record keeps playing the same old song
They said, "Ahha, ahha,"
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
Now she's sweating my friends, and my hurricane shoes
She likes the records I spin, my Adam Barton tattoo
But she can't say, "what's up?" so what does she do?
She just stays posted up the other side of the room
I got AMC tattooed on my hand
I got a black wall street on a black bandanna
And the record keeps playing the same old song
The hipsters been mugging on me all night long
They said, "Ahha, ahha,
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
They said, "Ahha, ahha,"
But the record keeps playing the same old song
They said, "Ahha, ahha,"
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
She, she, she don't wanna talk about it
He, he, he wants to fight about
Me, me, I don't wanna fight about it
I just wanna be about it
I'm just trying to stay up out it
Step out the wagon, you know the boy starts to hate
The girl that came with him
That's like, "That's not the boy she dates,"
They get the fighting and swearing
And now the boyfriend is staring the disco ball on the ceiling
Looks like the chain that I'm wearing
But the music keeps blaring
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
And the record keeps playing the same old song
The hipsters been mugging on me all night long
They said, "Ahha, ahha,
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
And the record keeps playing the same old song
The hipsters been mugging on me all night long
They said, "Ahha, ahha,
Keep your hands off my girl, keep your hands off my girl,"
You carry Dior bags, and you got your Chanel
You wear Louis Vuitton, HG, and YSL
Now I've got Bathing Ape, I got DCMA
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck in my chain
House of Wolves
Singer: My Chemical Romance
Album: The Black Parade
Well, I know a thing about contrition
Because I got enough to spare
And I've been granting your permission
'Cos you haven't got a prayer
I said, hey, hey, Hallelujah
I wanna come all sing the praise
I'd like the spirit come on through ya
We got innocence for days!
Well, I think I'm gonna burn in hell
Everybody burn the house right down
And say what I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a bad man, kick me like a stray
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
S-I-N, I-S-I-N
S-I-N, I-S-I-N
S-I-N, I-S-I-N
S-I-N, I-S-I-N
You play ring around the ambulance
Like you never gave a care
So get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear
And I said, ashes to ashes, we all fall down
I wanna hear you sing the praise
I said, ashes to ashes, we all fall down
We got innocence for days!
Well, I think I'm gonna burn in hell
Everybody burn the house right down
And say what I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a bad man, kick me like a stray
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
You better run like the devil 'cos they're never gonna leave you alone
You better hide up in the alley 'cos they're never gonna find you a home
And as the blood runs down the walls, you see me creepin' up these halls
I've been a bad motherfucker, tell your sister I'm another
And I said, say what I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a bad man, kick me like a stray
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
Tell me I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
Tell me I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
Tell me I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
So get up!
So get out!
S-I-N, I-S-I-N!
Album: The Black Parade
Well, I know a thing about contrition
Because I got enough to spare
And I've been granting your permission
'Cos you haven't got a prayer
I said, hey, hey, Hallelujah
I wanna come all sing the praise
I'd like the spirit come on through ya
We got innocence for days!
Well, I think I'm gonna burn in hell
Everybody burn the house right down
And say what I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a bad man, kick me like a stray
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
S-I-N, I-S-I-N
S-I-N, I-S-I-N
S-I-N, I-S-I-N
S-I-N, I-S-I-N
You play ring around the ambulance
Like you never gave a care
So get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear
And I said, ashes to ashes, we all fall down
I wanna hear you sing the praise
I said, ashes to ashes, we all fall down
We got innocence for days!
Well, I think I'm gonna burn in hell
Everybody burn the house right down
And say what I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a bad man, kick me like a stray
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
You better run like the devil 'cos they're never gonna leave you alone
You better hide up in the alley 'cos they're never gonna find you a home
And as the blood runs down the walls, you see me creepin' up these halls
I've been a bad motherfucker, tell your sister I'm another
And I said, say what I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a bad man, kick me like a stray
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
Tell me I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
Tell me I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
Tell me I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man
So get up!
So get out!
S-I-N, I-S-I-N!
Northern Downpour
Singer: Panic! at the Disco
Album: Pretty. Odd.
Urie - If all our life is but a dream
Fantastic posing greed
Then we should feed our jewelry to the sea
For diamonds do appear to be
Just like broken glass to me
And then she said she can't believe
Genius only comes along
In storms of fabled foreign tongues
Tripping eyes and flooded lungs
Northern downpour sends its love
Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
The ink is running towards the page
It's chasing off the days
Look back at boat feet and that winding knee
I missed your skin when you were east
You clicked your heels and wished for me
Through playful lips made of yarn
That fragile Capricorn
Unraveled words like moths upon old scarves
I know the world's a broken bone
But melt your headaches, call it home
Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Ross - Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Urie - Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
You are at the top of my lungs
Drawn to the ones who never yawn
Album: Pretty. Odd.
Urie - If all our life is but a dream
Fantastic posing greed
Then we should feed our jewelry to the sea
For diamonds do appear to be
Just like broken glass to me
And then she said she can't believe
Genius only comes along
In storms of fabled foreign tongues
Tripping eyes and flooded lungs
Northern downpour sends its love
Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
The ink is running towards the page
It's chasing off the days
Look back at boat feet and that winding knee
I missed your skin when you were east
You clicked your heels and wished for me
Through playful lips made of yarn
That fragile Capricorn
Unraveled words like moths upon old scarves
I know the world's a broken bone
But melt your headaches, call it home
Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Ross - Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Urie - Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Sugarcane, in the easy morning
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
You are at the top of my lungs
Drawn to the ones who never yawn
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Where Would We be Now?
Singer: Good Charlotte
Written by: Brothers Blood (Joel and Benji Madden and Billy Martin)
Album: Good Morning Revival
I smile, you laugh, I look away
I sigh, you ask me, "Why?" I say
"It's okay," and "I'm just feeling down,"
Your hand on mine I hear the words
"If only love had found us first
Our lives, they would be different,"
So I stand and wait
I am just a man
Where would we be now, baby
If we found each other first?
Where would we be now, baby?
And now I must confess that I'm a sinking ship
And I'm anchored by the weight on my heart
'Cos it filled with these feelings
But I keep my true thoughts locked
Inside my heart's black box
And it won't be found
It won't survive through the smoke or the wreckage
So I crash and burn
I got a lot of things to learn
Where would we be now, baby
If we found each other first?
What would you do now, darling
If I said these simple words:
"I'll wait, I'll wait
As long as you want,"?
But where would we be now, baby?
I'll wait, I'll wait
Where would we be now, baby
If we found each other first?
What would you do now, darling
If I said these simple words:
"I'll wait, I'll wait
As long as you want,"?
But where would we be now, baby?
I'll wait, I'll wait
I'll wait, I'll wait
Written by: Brothers Blood (Joel and Benji Madden and Billy Martin)
Album: Good Morning Revival
I smile, you laugh, I look away
I sigh, you ask me, "Why?" I say
"It's okay," and "I'm just feeling down,"
Your hand on mine I hear the words
"If only love had found us first
Our lives, they would be different,"
So I stand and wait
I am just a man
Where would we be now, baby
If we found each other first?
Where would we be now, baby?
And now I must confess that I'm a sinking ship
And I'm anchored by the weight on my heart
'Cos it filled with these feelings
But I keep my true thoughts locked
Inside my heart's black box
And it won't be found
It won't survive through the smoke or the wreckage
So I crash and burn
I got a lot of things to learn
Where would we be now, baby
If we found each other first?
What would you do now, darling
If I said these simple words:
"I'll wait, I'll wait
As long as you want,"?
But where would we be now, baby?
I'll wait, I'll wait
Where would we be now, baby
If we found each other first?
What would you do now, darling
If I said these simple words:
"I'll wait, I'll wait
As long as you want,"?
But where would we be now, baby?
I'll wait, I'll wait
I'll wait, I'll wait
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Jingle Bombs
Singer: Achmed the Dead Terrorist/Jeff Dunham
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the U.S. Military
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up, you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience store night clerk
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I'll kill you
I KILL YOU!!!
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the U.S. Military
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up, you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience store night clerk
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I'll kill you
I KILL YOU!!!
namanya umuuuuum!!!
John/Jon:
- John Deacon, Queen
- Johnny Christ, Avenged Sevenfold
- Jon Walker, Panic! at the Disco
Brian:
- Brian May, Queen
- Brian Haner, Jr. (Synyster Gates), Avenged Sevenfold
Matt:
- Matt Shadows, Avenged Sevenfold
- Matt Berry, Avenged Sevenfold's roadie
- Matthew Bellamy, MUSE
- Matt Tuck, Bullet for My Valentine
Jimmy/James:
- Jimmy Sullivan (The Rev), Avenged Sevenfold
- James Hart, Burn Halo/Eighteen Visions
banyak bgt artis yg sharing nama pertama. NAMANYA UMUUUUM!!!
tunggu tgl maen slanjutnyah...
- John Deacon, Queen
- Johnny Christ, Avenged Sevenfold
- Jon Walker, Panic! at the Disco
Brian:
- Brian May, Queen
- Brian Haner, Jr. (Synyster Gates), Avenged Sevenfold
Matt:
- Matt Shadows, Avenged Sevenfold
- Matt Berry, Avenged Sevenfold's roadie
- Matthew Bellamy, MUSE
- Matt Tuck, Bullet for My Valentine
Jimmy/James:
- Jimmy Sullivan (The Rev), Avenged Sevenfold
- James Hart, Burn Halo/Eighteen Visions
banyak bgt artis yg sharing nama pertama. NAMANYA UMUUUUM!!!
tunggu tgl maen slanjutnyah...
UTS, and the after effect
UTS selesai. OK. mari bersorak selama sekitar 5 menit.
HOREEEE!!! UTS GEUS BERES EUY, CUY!!!
OK, more likely 5 seconds, but, whatever.
UTS selesai. tidak berarti kita bisa bernafas lega, men.
UTS selesai, and all hell will break loose.
right after we recieve the death notice.
RAPOT TENGAH SEMESTER
atau yg sering disebut RAPOT BAYANGAN...
akan mengantarkan kita ke alam baka lebih cepat dari yang kita kira.
begitu liat ke selembar kertas yg nggak berdosa itu...
JENG-JENG!!!
100 = Bahasa Jepang
84 = Bahasa Inggris
83 = Komputer
77 = Sejarah (ajaib!)
73 = Bahasa Sunda (ajaib lagi!)
oke, lumayan lah ya. tapi bahasa semua men.
tapi...
67 = Agama (wew, gw yg biadab ini... wkwkwk)
65 = Matematika (lumayan lah...)
60 = Ekonomi
60 = Kimia
56 = B. Indonesia
55 = Fisika
48 = Biologi
47 = PKn (dasar si sayah emang nggak bermoral...)
37 = Geografi (aduh!)
WHAT THE F**K ARE THESE?!
oh, God... motherf**ker...
I'm SO screwed.
tunggu tgl maen slanjutnyah... itu juga kalo sayah masih punya izin internetan... :((
HOREEEE!!! UTS GEUS BERES EUY, CUY!!!
OK, more likely 5 seconds, but, whatever.
UTS selesai. tidak berarti kita bisa bernafas lega, men.
UTS selesai, and all hell will break loose.
right after we recieve the death notice.
RAPOT TENGAH SEMESTER
atau yg sering disebut RAPOT BAYANGAN...
akan mengantarkan kita ke alam baka lebih cepat dari yang kita kira.
begitu liat ke selembar kertas yg nggak berdosa itu...
JENG-JENG!!!
100 = Bahasa Jepang
84 = Bahasa Inggris
83 = Komputer
77 = Sejarah (ajaib!)
73 = Bahasa Sunda (ajaib lagi!)
oke, lumayan lah ya. tapi bahasa semua men.
tapi...
67 = Agama (wew, gw yg biadab ini... wkwkwk)
65 = Matematika (lumayan lah...)
60 = Ekonomi
60 = Kimia
56 = B. Indonesia
55 = Fisika
48 = Biologi
47 = PKn (dasar si sayah emang nggak bermoral...)
37 = Geografi (aduh!)
WHAT THE F**K ARE THESE?!
oh, God... motherf**ker...
I'm SO screwed.
tunggu tgl maen slanjutnyah... itu juga kalo sayah masih punya izin internetan... :((
new comedy!!
Two words. JEFF. DUNHAM.
a motherf**king genius.
gaul. sangat.
apalagi Achmed, the Dead Terrorist, boneka tengkorak yg sebelum mati katanya gawenya suicide bomber.
ini beberapa memorable quote Achmed...
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!"
"Good evening... Infidels..."
"Goddamnit. Oh! I mean, Allah, damnit,"
"I'm a horrible parent... I took [my son] to "Take Your Kid to Work" Day..."
"It's not funny!"
"My wife is still pissed at me! She came to the market and said, "Where's our son?" then I go "Over there, over there, and up there,","
"Kids nowadays, they blow up so fast..."
"I can't wait to see Santa Claus, I'm gonna sit on his knees, I'm gonna tell him what I want, then I'm gonna blow him up!"
"No! Do not say my name! I'm incognito..."
Jeff: "You're Muslim,"
Achmed: "No, I'm not! I'm made in China!"
bagi kalian yg ngefans sama Synyster Gates dari Avenged Sevenfold pasti udah nggak asing sama nama Papa Gates, kan?
yap, Papa Gates itu Brian Haner, Sr. atau papanya Synyster Gates. duh.
dia ikut tur bareng Jeff Dunham juga, jadi kalo kalian ngefans sama Papa Gates, tonton video lagunya Achmed, Jingle Bombs!
liriknya akan diprovide secepatnya...
tunggu tgl maen slanjutnyah...
a motherf**king genius.
gaul. sangat.
apalagi Achmed, the Dead Terrorist, boneka tengkorak yg sebelum mati katanya gawenya suicide bomber.
ini beberapa memorable quote Achmed...
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!"
"Good evening... Infidels..."
"Goddamnit. Oh! I mean, Allah, damnit,"
"I'm a horrible parent... I took [my son] to "Take Your Kid to Work" Day..."
"It's not funny!"
"My wife is still pissed at me! She came to the market and said, "Where's our son?" then I go "Over there, over there, and up there,","
"Kids nowadays, they blow up so fast..."
"I can't wait to see Santa Claus, I'm gonna sit on his knees, I'm gonna tell him what I want, then I'm gonna blow him up!"
"No! Do not say my name! I'm incognito..."
Jeff: "You're Muslim,"
Achmed: "No, I'm not! I'm made in China!"
bagi kalian yg ngefans sama Synyster Gates dari Avenged Sevenfold pasti udah nggak asing sama nama Papa Gates, kan?
yap, Papa Gates itu Brian Haner, Sr. atau papanya Synyster Gates. duh.
dia ikut tur bareng Jeff Dunham juga, jadi kalo kalian ngefans sama Papa Gates, tonton video lagunya Achmed, Jingle Bombs!
liriknya akan diprovide secepatnya...
tunggu tgl maen slanjutnyah...
just for fun...
1.Spend all day with just one Avenged member or 10 minutes with all five?
All day with Brian XD.
2.Go to a meet & greet and no concert or concert and no meet & greet?
Concert n no meet n greet
3.Steal one of Matt's t-shirts or one of Brian's guitar picks?
Guitar pick!
4.Sing in front of Avenged Sevenfold or sing in front of their fans?
Sing in front of A7X. Malu2in kalo nyanyi di depan fansnya mah. Bisi jelek suaranya :D
5.Go on a date with Zacky or just be friends with all five of them?
Be friends. Kalo go on a date with Zacky gue bisa dipeuncit sama Dina.
6.Get a tattoo with Johnny or perform with Avenged?
Perform with A7X! Ga boleh punya tato sih...
7.Be friends with Matt or friends with Brian?
Friends with Brian, lah...
8.Touch Matt's mohawk or touch Brian's.. *lacking word to describe gorgeous hair*?
Brian’s hair.... KYAAAA!!!
9.Hug Papa Gates or hug whoever the hell Zack's dad is?
Papa Gates!!
10.Be picked for Warmness on the Soul or have one of them tell you you're beautiful?
Have Brian tell me I’m beautiful. TIDAAAAKKKK!!!
11.Have Johnny laugh at something you say or have Jimmy make you laugh?
Johnny laugh at something I say. I love making people laugh.
12.Get a bear hug from Matt or a high five from Zacky?
Bear huggg!! Bisa dikulitin sama Dina kalo hi-5 sama Zacky.
13.Get invited to a concert after party or invited on stage?
On stage aja ah. Kalo after party, agak bahaya... XD.
14.Be the star 'love interest' in a A7X music video or record a song with them?
Be the star ‘love interest’... meski cuman peran, apapun akan saya usahakan demi jadi ‘love interest’-nya Brian!! Yey!
15.Announce A7X on stage or be the opening performer?
Opening performer!
16.Arm wrestle Johnny or play wiffle ball with Zacky?
Arm wrestle aja, meski tau bakal kalah. Wkwkwkwk.
17.Beat box for Zacky while he's rapping or rap with him?
Rap aja, gak bisa beat box!
18.Learn to play guitar from Brian or to play piano from Jimmy AND Matt?
Play guitar from Brian!
19.Sing with Matt on stage or dance with Johnny?
Sing with Matt! Rame!
20.Get a phone call from Brian or a text message from Zacky?
Phone call from Brian!!
21.Go bowling with Matt and Zacky or watch a movie with Jimmy and Johnny?
Bowling!!
22.Trip over in front of Matt or have a blonde moment in front of Jimmy?
Blonde moment. Lebih tidak memalukan daripada ti soledat di hareupeun jelema kasep.
23.Ride in Avenged's bus with all of them or in Matt's car with just him?
Bus... asal ada Brian. Wkwkwkwk.
24.Help straighten Brian's hair or help straighten Zacky's hair?
Brian's!
25.See Matt shirtless or see all five boys at a pool at a hotel you're staying at?
Poooool... sering liar kalo Matt shirtless mah... lumayan, ada Brian... kyakyakyakyakya...
26.Get an autograph from all of them or get just a hug from them?
Autograph deh. Yang bisa disimpen di dalam dan luar hati. Wkwkwk.
27.Get a kiss on the cheek from Jimmy or have all five think you're beautiful?
Kalo kiss on the cheek from Jimmy, gue dibakar sama Ina nanti... jadi have all of them think I’m beautiful.
28.See Johnny in a store while shopping or see Matt in an arcade?
Matt in an arcade. Gue nggak begitu suka shopping.
29.Meet just Jimmy and get a hug or meet all five and just get to say hi?
Meet all five and just get to say hi... YANG PENTING ADA BRIAN!!
30.Steal Brian's guitar or Jimmy's favorite drumsticks?
Brian’s guitar... hehehehehehehhhhhh....
31.Get a big hug from Val or get a picture with Papa Gates?
Picture with Papa Gates!
32.Have Brian notice your sign on stage or have Matt wave at you on stage?
Brian notice my sign! Yang penting BRIAN!
33.Meet just Matt and Johnny or just Jimmy and Zacky?
Meet just Matt and Johnny. Yang safe-safe aja. Kalo Jimmy sama Zacky gue bisa jadi mangsa Dina sama Ina yang selanjutnya.
34.Have Zacky smile at you or have Matt laugh at something you say?
Matt laugh at something I say.
35.Have Johnny bring you out food in the morning at a show or give them gifts?
Give them gifts!
36.Be on the tour bus at TOC with them or be on stage with them?
Tour bus, biar bisa liat mereka aslinya. Wkwkwk.
37.Get to go backstage at a concert or get 20 minutes alone at a meet & greet?
Backstage. Brian kalo keringetan ajib men. Wakakakakakakkkkk.
38.Try to sneak onto their tour bus or try to sneak backstage?
Tour bus!
39.See Jimmy at KFC or Zacky at McDonalds?
Kalo Brian di Classic Rock Cafe gimana? Wkwkkwk.. Jimmy di KFC deh. Gue lebih suka KFC daripada McD. Well, either way, I’m gonna be killed.
40.See Zacky dance in person or hear Johnny attempt to rap in person?
Zacky jogeeeet!!
41.Have a dance contest against Jimmy or have a singing contest against Brian?
Singing contest with Brian... biar bisa denger Brian nyanyi. Wkwkwk.
42.Play against Matt in halo or against Brian in guitar hero?
Brian di Guitar Hero. Gue ngga bisa maen Halo.
43.Go on a date with Zacky or see all five in the street and get hugs?
Hugs! Mampus gue kalo nge-date sama Zacky!
44.Meet them at a concert or meet them randomly in disney world?
Disney Wooooorld!!! my f**king childish side... di depan org2 ganteng!! GAH!!
tunggu tgl maen slanjutnyah...
All day with Brian XD.
2.Go to a meet & greet and no concert or concert and no meet & greet?
Concert n no meet n greet
3.Steal one of Matt's t-shirts or one of Brian's guitar picks?
Guitar pick!
4.Sing in front of Avenged Sevenfold or sing in front of their fans?
Sing in front of A7X. Malu2in kalo nyanyi di depan fansnya mah. Bisi jelek suaranya :D
5.Go on a date with Zacky or just be friends with all five of them?
Be friends. Kalo go on a date with Zacky gue bisa dipeuncit sama Dina.
6.Get a tattoo with Johnny or perform with Avenged?
Perform with A7X! Ga boleh punya tato sih...
7.Be friends with Matt or friends with Brian?
Friends with Brian, lah...
8.Touch Matt's mohawk or touch Brian's.. *lacking word to describe gorgeous hair*?
Brian’s hair.... KYAAAA!!!
9.Hug Papa Gates or hug whoever the hell Zack's dad is?
Papa Gates!!
10.Be picked for Warmness on the Soul or have one of them tell you you're beautiful?
Have Brian tell me I’m beautiful. TIDAAAAKKKK!!!
11.Have Johnny laugh at something you say or have Jimmy make you laugh?
Johnny laugh at something I say. I love making people laugh.
12.Get a bear hug from Matt or a high five from Zacky?
Bear huggg!! Bisa dikulitin sama Dina kalo hi-5 sama Zacky.
13.Get invited to a concert after party or invited on stage?
On stage aja ah. Kalo after party, agak bahaya... XD.
14.Be the star 'love interest' in a A7X music video or record a song with them?
Be the star ‘love interest’... meski cuman peran, apapun akan saya usahakan demi jadi ‘love interest’-nya Brian!! Yey!
15.Announce A7X on stage or be the opening performer?
Opening performer!
16.Arm wrestle Johnny or play wiffle ball with Zacky?
Arm wrestle aja, meski tau bakal kalah. Wkwkwkwk.
17.Beat box for Zacky while he's rapping or rap with him?
Rap aja, gak bisa beat box!
18.Learn to play guitar from Brian or to play piano from Jimmy AND Matt?
Play guitar from Brian!
19.Sing with Matt on stage or dance with Johnny?
Sing with Matt! Rame!
20.Get a phone call from Brian or a text message from Zacky?
Phone call from Brian!!
21.Go bowling with Matt and Zacky or watch a movie with Jimmy and Johnny?
Bowling!!
22.Trip over in front of Matt or have a blonde moment in front of Jimmy?
Blonde moment. Lebih tidak memalukan daripada ti soledat di hareupeun jelema kasep.
23.Ride in Avenged's bus with all of them or in Matt's car with just him?
Bus... asal ada Brian. Wkwkwkwk.
24.Help straighten Brian's hair or help straighten Zacky's hair?
Brian's!
25.See Matt shirtless or see all five boys at a pool at a hotel you're staying at?
Poooool... sering liar kalo Matt shirtless mah... lumayan, ada Brian... kyakyakyakyakya...
26.Get an autograph from all of them or get just a hug from them?
Autograph deh. Yang bisa disimpen di dalam dan luar hati. Wkwkwk.
27.Get a kiss on the cheek from Jimmy or have all five think you're beautiful?
Kalo kiss on the cheek from Jimmy, gue dibakar sama Ina nanti... jadi have all of them think I’m beautiful.
28.See Johnny in a store while shopping or see Matt in an arcade?
Matt in an arcade. Gue nggak begitu suka shopping.
29.Meet just Jimmy and get a hug or meet all five and just get to say hi?
Meet all five and just get to say hi... YANG PENTING ADA BRIAN!!
30.Steal Brian's guitar or Jimmy's favorite drumsticks?
Brian’s guitar... hehehehehehehhhhhh....
31.Get a big hug from Val or get a picture with Papa Gates?
Picture with Papa Gates!
32.Have Brian notice your sign on stage or have Matt wave at you on stage?
Brian notice my sign! Yang penting BRIAN!
33.Meet just Matt and Johnny or just Jimmy and Zacky?
Meet just Matt and Johnny. Yang safe-safe aja. Kalo Jimmy sama Zacky gue bisa jadi mangsa Dina sama Ina yang selanjutnya.
34.Have Zacky smile at you or have Matt laugh at something you say?
Matt laugh at something I say.
35.Have Johnny bring you out food in the morning at a show or give them gifts?
Give them gifts!
36.Be on the tour bus at TOC with them or be on stage with them?
Tour bus, biar bisa liat mereka aslinya. Wkwkwk.
37.Get to go backstage at a concert or get 20 minutes alone at a meet & greet?
Backstage. Brian kalo keringetan ajib men. Wakakakakakakkkkk.
38.Try to sneak onto their tour bus or try to sneak backstage?
Tour bus!
39.See Jimmy at KFC or Zacky at McDonalds?
Kalo Brian di Classic Rock Cafe gimana? Wkwkkwk.. Jimmy di KFC deh. Gue lebih suka KFC daripada McD. Well, either way, I’m gonna be killed.
40.See Zacky dance in person or hear Johnny attempt to rap in person?
Zacky jogeeeet!!
41.Have a dance contest against Jimmy or have a singing contest against Brian?
Singing contest with Brian... biar bisa denger Brian nyanyi. Wkwkwk.
42.Play against Matt in halo or against Brian in guitar hero?
Brian di Guitar Hero. Gue ngga bisa maen Halo.
43.Go on a date with Zacky or see all five in the street and get hugs?
Hugs! Mampus gue kalo nge-date sama Zacky!
44.Meet them at a concert or meet them randomly in disney world?
Disney Wooooorld!!! my f**king childish side... di depan org2 ganteng!! GAH!!
tunggu tgl maen slanjutnyah...
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